a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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