Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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