I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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