Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
