I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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