I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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