You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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