i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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