whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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