Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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