chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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