Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
