I wanna passion pit in your ass
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
