I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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