no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
