I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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