drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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