bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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