im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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