a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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