I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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