so explain again why im purple
no
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i've created a new STD.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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