brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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