Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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