I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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