i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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