after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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