Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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