am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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