do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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