My friends, they love my intelligence
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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