Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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