I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
