I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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