Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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