just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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