Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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