one might say we're banned from that church
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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