When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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