So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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