There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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