So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Randomize