butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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