i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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