my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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