physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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