in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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