apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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