I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Randomize
