Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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