whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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