office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sorry about my life...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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