Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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